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Medical Definitions

Artery - The study of paintings
Barium - What you do when CPR fails.
Cesarean Section - A district in Rome.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
Congenital - Friendly
Dilate - To live long.
Fester - Quicker.
G.I. Series - Baseball games between teams of soldiers.
Grippe - A suit case.
Hangnail - A coat hook.
Medical Staff - A doctor’s cane.
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrate - Lower than the day rate.
Node - Was aware of.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Post-operative - A letter carrier.
Protein - In favor of young people.
Secretion - Hiding anything.
Serology - Study of English Knighthood.
Tablet - A small table.
Tumor - An extra pair.
Urine - Opposite of you’re out
Varicose Veins - Veins which are very close together.

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